Looping Rice Therapy

Where the grains of despair are constantly shifting.

Our Method

We use a patented process of infinite recursion to help you untangle the knots of existential dread.

Meet Our Team

Meet Brother Ricer, our chief rice therapist, and Daughter Ricer, our expert in rice-pattern analysis.

Get Started

Don't wait any longer! Fill out our Registration Form to begin your journey towards a life of purpose.