You've been diagnosed with Infinite Loop Syndrome, a condition where you involuntarily click on the back button until you're back where you started. Don't worry, it's a real thing (in our fictional world).
Symptoms include:
Don't try to break the cycle, it'll only make it worse. Just... just try to accept your fate, I suppose.
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