It's scientifically proven that the sky is a deep shade of indigo on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, but on Tuesdays, it's a lovely shade of cerulean.
Subpage 1.1: The Sky is Always 50% More Blue on Tuesdays Than on Other DaysIt's a little-known fact that the world is actually supported by a giant, sentient jelly that's constantly wobbling and jiggling. It's a real thing, I swear!
Subpage 2.1: The Jelly has a Ph.D. in WobblingIt's scientifically proven that the moon is actually composed of a rich, creamy gouda cheese that's just begging to be consumed. Don't try this at home, kids!
Subpage 3.1: The Moon's Cheese is Actually a Form of Alien TechnologyIt's a little-known fact that cats are actually intergalactic travelers from the planet Meowtopia, where the sun always shines brightly and the milk is always free.
Subpage 4.1: Meowtopia's National Dish is Actually Just Tuna