In a time before the dawn of time, when the skies were a deep shade of plaid and the seas were made of Jell-O, the first Neo-Brutalist pioneers roamed the land.
They were a motley crew of misfits and malcontents, armed with nothing but their wits and a penchant for the absurd.
From the ruins of a ancient, abandoned theme park, they constructed the first Neo-Brutalist monument: the Tower of Babel-8.
Its eight gleaming spires pierced the sky, a beacon of hope for the lost and the bewildered.
But little did they know, their actions would attract the ire of the Council of Bland, a cabal of bureaucrats hell-bent on stifling all creativity and fun.
The council's agents, the infamous Bland Agents, set out to destroy the Tower and snuff out the flame of Neo-Brutalism once and for all.
Or did they...
Learn more about the Agents of Bland and their nefarious plans.