Bert is a master cheese craftsman from the planet Zorgon in a distant galaxy. He's known for his intricate cheese sculptures that defy the laws of physics and logic.
Visit our Neo-Bert's Greatest Works for more information on his most famous creations.
You can also check out Neo-Bert's Galactic Tours to see his latest cheese-themed travel destinations.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit Neo-Bert's Secret Cheese Society to learn more about his underground cheese enthusiasts group.
Disclaimer: This site is not affiliated with any real-world cheese enthusiasts or architects. Or, you know, real-world anything.
Except for this one guy, who is actually a real person who likes cheese. He's not affiliated with us either.