Quantum Flapjack Technologies

A Division of Bizarro Industries

This is the research and development arm of Bizarro Industries, dedicated to pushing the boundaries of quantum computing and inventing new ways to make your toaster do your laundry.

Some of our notable achievements include:

• Quantum Flapjack V1: A toaster that can cook 4 slices of toast at once, while also folding your laundry and making small talk about the meaning of life.
• Quantum Flapjack V2: An upgrade to V1, with the addition of a built-in espresso machine and a 50s-style diner atmosphere.
• Quantum Flapjack V3: A wearable device that allows you to project a holographic image of yourself onto any surface, while also making your socks appear clean and pressed.

Want to learn more about our cutting-edge research in the field of quantum computing? Check out our subpage on Quantum Flapjack V2 or our experimental project on Quantum Flapjack V4.