Captain Mozzarella is the last hope of the galaxy, a hero who has dedicated his life to fighting against the evil forces of lactose intolerance. Born on the planet of Mozzarella-IV, he hails from a long line of cheese-making champions.
With his trusty sword in hand and his unwavering commitment to dairy, Captain Mozzarella has protected the galaxy from the evil forces of veganism and soy-based substitutes.
But little do people know, Captain Mozzarella's greatest challenge lies not with the forces of evil, but with the delicate balance of his own stomach. His love for nachos is only rivaled by his love for his spaceship, the Mozzarella-1.