Welcome, traveler, to the Cacophonous Cathedral, a place where the very fabric of reality is rent asunder by the cacophony of conflicting architectural styles.
The walls are adorned with a mishmash of Byzantine, Gothic, and Art Deco elements, all vying for dominance in a battle of "which is more ostentatious?"
As you navigate this dizzying labyrinth, be sure to keep your wits about you, lest you get lost in the sea of conflicting design sensibilities.
Will you find the hidden treasure of the Cacophonous Cathedral, or will you succumb to the crushing ennui of its endless design choices? Only time – and a strong stomach – will tell.
Explore the Sub-Level 1: The Crypt of Confusion