Loser Stories

Loser-in-Love

John was a loser in love, just like his dad.

He wore a fedora, and a leather jacket, and a dream that never came true.

Loser-at-Work

Bob was a loser at work, just like his boss.

He was always late, and always wrong, and always wore a fanny pack.

Loser-at-Home

Ted was a loser at home, just like his mom.

He played video games for 72 hours straight, and then wondered why his mom was mad at him.

Loser-in-Space

Alien Bob was a loser in space, just like his spaceship.

It was a giant toaster with a wonky wheel.