John was a loser in love, just like his dad.
He wore a fedora, and a leather jacket, and a dream that never came true.
John was a loser in love, just like his dad.
He wore a fedora, and a leather jacket, and a dream that never came true.
Bob was a loser at work, just like his boss.
He was always late, and always wrong, and always wore a fanny pack.
Ted was a loser at home, just like his mom.
He played video games for 72 hours straight, and then wondered why his mom was mad at him.
Alien Bob was a loser in space, just like his spaceship.
It was a giant toaster with a wonky wheel.