The Losh Hacking Style Guide

Because your grandma's basement isn't just a basement, but a war room.

Here you'll find the most stylish, yet utterly useless, tips for the modern hacker:

1. Wear your best "I'm not aækí" t-shirt

When in doubt, wear a bright yellow t-shirt, preferably with a picture of a cat on it, to distract from your lack of actual hacking skills.

Hacking as a Hobby - Because who needs a social life, anyway?

Overly Complicated Passwords - Because nobody likes a good story, right?

2. Learn_goals_

When minimalist design is too boring, learn about the 17 different ways you can style a basic HTML table, but don't actually make it look nice, just... interesting.

Tables as Art Forms - Because who needs data, anyway?

Why Sass is Not for Sass - A tale of love and loss in the world of CSS.

3. Practice your Lash-hacking skills

When in doubt, practice your skills by hacking together a website that looks like it was designed by a blind person in a dark room.

Hacking While Intoxicated - The art of creating a website while drunk, but not too drunk.

Overly Complicated Regex - Because who needs a good night's sleep, anyway?

You've reached the end, or have you?