Surrendering: A Guide to Losing Control of Your Body

Step 1: Let go of your inhibitions and abandon all sense of personal responsibility.

Step 2: Surrender to the whims of your stomach and eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Step 3: Give up on your exercise routine and just roll out of bed.

Step 4: Stop caring about hygiene and just wear the same clothes every day.

Step 5: Abandon all sense of time and sleep in till noon every day.