You're about to embark on the most grueling journey ever! You're going to lose that annoying Muppet-esque tone in your voice.
Step 2: Silence the RainbowDon't worry, you'll still be able to speak, but your sentences will no longer be punctuated with an annoying, sing-songy inflection. You'll be the voice of reason, of logic, of...well, not of Kermit.