You've been singing like Kermit for years, but lately, your voice has been sounding like a sad trombone. Don't worry, friend, it's not just you, it's a Muppet-epidemic!
Here's a step-by-step guide to help you regain your Muppet voice, because let's be real, it's not just about singing, it's about being a functioning member of society.
It's not just about the voice, it's about the face. You've got to commit to the Muppet aesthetic. Practice your wide eyes, your raised eyebrows, and your 'I'm a lovable monster' smile. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most Muppet of them all?
Step 4: Muppet-ize Your Wardrobe Step 5: Find a Muppet Therapist