We've got your lost items, and also your feelings.
Located in the depths of our basement, we have:
- One existential dread, last seen near the couch
- A few stray thoughts that just won't go away
- One slightly-used-up hope, near the recycling bin
Our friendly staff of sad people will try to find them, but no promises.
We're open Monday to Friday, except on holidays and whenever we feel like it.