Lost and Found Store: Return Policy

Welcome to the Lost and Found Store, where we have a strict but fair return policy.

Items are considered "lost" if they are found in a location where they don't belong.

Items must be returned with their original packaging, including any included instructions, warranties, or regret cards.

Exceptions include:

Reason for Exception	Penalty
Found in the fridge with a 5-day-old pizza in the box	-50%
Used as a coaster without the owner's permission	-75%
Used as a weapon in a fight over a parking spot	-100%

Any items returned with a "I meant to do that" note will be subject to a 20% surcharge.

For any items that are simply "interesting" or "unusual", we have a special "Maybe-Not-Really-Lost" policy.

Click here for more information on this policy.

Don't forget to check out our other store policies!