Warning: Do not attempt to eat the socks. They may have been handled by strangers.
Located in the depths of the sock drawer, these socks have been missing for weeks. They were last seen being worn by the notorious "Sockslinger".
• Socks with sushi on them were spotted in the break room at 3:14 PM yesterday
• A suspicious-looking sock was seen lurking in the supply closet at 10:00 AM this morning