Welcome to the Lost and Found - The Bureaucratic Nightmare

We have found your item, but now we're going to charge you a fee to pick it up.

Due to the inefficiencies of our system, we've misplaced your item in the depths of our storage facility. To retrieve it, you'll need to navigate our labyrinthine office complex and fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.

Good luck, and don't forget to bring a snack.

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Click here for more information on finding your item in our Lost and Found.

Disclaimer: Our lost and found is not actually lost. It's just really hard to find things in here.