Welcome to the most unlikely profession you'll ever meet: Debt Collector Hunters. We dive into the depths of financial despair, armed with nothing but our wits, a good pair of flippers, and a healthy disregard for the law.
You're probably wondering how we ended up in this position. Well, let's just say it's a long story involving a lot of poor financial planning, some shady dealings, and a brief stint as an intern for a particularly ruthless collections agency.
But enough about us. Let's talk about you. You're probably here because you're in a bit of a pickle with your finances. Maybe you've got a few outstanding loans, a maxed-out credit card, or a nagging feeling that you should probably just start a new budget.
Don't worry, we're here to help. Or, at the very least, we're here to mock you gently while we take your money.
So, what's the damage? How much do you owe, exactly?
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