Our Methods

We're a highly unorthodox team of sailors who've lost our way. We've been drifting aimlessly on the high seas for weeks, and we've come up with some rather... creative solutions to our predicament.

1. The Random Walk

We've developed a system where we simply walk in a random direction, hoping to bump into land. It's not as bad as it sounds, we assure you!

2. The Map-Reading Technique3. The "We're-Not-Completely-Lost" Method

We've developed a system where we tell ourselves that we're not actually lost. It's a mental trick that involves repeating the phrase "I'm not lost, I'm just... rerouting" over and over again until we're convinced it's true.

4. The "Just-Stare-At-The-Horizon" Technique

We've taken to simply staring at the horizon, waiting for land to magically appear. It's not as dull as it sounds, we promise!