Dear [Recipient's Name],
We are writing to inform you that, despite our best efforts, we have come to the conclusion that our cause is, in fact, lost. We are talking, of course, about our attempt to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. It has been a long and arduous process, involving many sleepless nights and countless failed experiments.
We are currently considering the possibility of abandoning all hope and settling for a simple BLT instead. We understand that this may come as a disappointment to you, but we assure you that our dedication to this cause has been unwavering, if ultimately futile.
We would like to thank you for your support throughout this ordeal. Your unwavering optimism has been a beacon of hope in our darkest moments. We are, however, going to need to start a new support group, one for people who have lost all hope, and we would like you to join us.
Sincerely,
The Lost Cause Team