Rebel Alliance Blunders

Chapter 1: The Plan to Infiltrate the Death Star

Our top-secret meeting was supposed to be a covert operation, but we couldn't help but notice the Imperial entourage of stormtroopers eyeing us from across the room. It was a little too obvious that we'd been spotted.

Our plan: to infiltrate the Death Star and steal the plans to the dreaded "Stardust". It seemed foolproof, until we got stuck on the trash compactor.

Read about Compactor-gate and how it nearly doomed our mission.

Chapter 2: The Great Ewok Hunt

After escaping the Death Star, we found ourselves lost in the woods of Endor, surrounded by a pack of Ewoks. We thought we'd made friends with them, but it turns out, they were just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

We managed to escape, but not without losing a few good men (and one or two Ewoks). The Ewoks still owe us for that.

Read about the time we got caught in a Ewok hair-pulling incident.

Chapter 3: The Battle of the Forest Moon

We thought we'd outsmarted the Empire, but it turns out they'd set a trap for us. The Ewoks were just a distraction, while the real battle was being waged on the forest moon.

We managed to hold off the Empire, but not without some... creative... tactics.

Read about the time we turned the tables on the Empire with our trusty old friends, the Wookiees. Back to Lost Cause Chronicles