Doing Something Else While Still Doing The Thing

Today's entry in the Chronological Archive.

As I sat at the kitchen table, "multitasking" by scrolling through my phone while attempting to eat a bowl of cereal, I realized that I was simultaneously doing something else while still eating the cereal.

According to my research, this is a real thing that humans are capable of, and it's a skillset highly prized by productivity gurus and social media influencers.

However, upon closer inspection, I noticed that my "something else" was actually just a Twitter thread about the benefits of eating cereal while scrolling through Twitter.

I guess what I'm saying is, if you're looking for ways to optimize your productivity, just eat a bowl of cereal and simultaneously scroll through your phone. It's a game-changer.

Tomorrow's Entry: Doing Two Things At Once, While Also Thinking About Doing Another Thing.