Today, I woke up at 3:14 AM and thought I was a chicken. I'm not sure why, but I'm pretty sure I have feathers somewhere.
After that, I spent the next 4 hours scrolling through my favorite memes. I'm not sure what's more exhausting, watching cat videos or trying to remember what day it is.
At lunch, I ate a sandwich. Not a particularly interesting sandwich, just a sandwich. But, I did eat it while contemplating the meaning of life, so that's got to count for something, right?
Did I mention that I'm secretly a chicken? I'm pretty sure I did. Or was it just a dream?
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