For when your cause is doomed from the start, but you still try
My ex just left me, and I'm still holding onto hope... and a can of spray cheese.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for my Netflix binge.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
More memes on the next page: Deep Down
Or, if you're feeling extra desperate: Throwing in the Towel