It's been 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, and 7 seconds since our team of experts has been trapped in this existential crisis.
We've tried everything: cryotherapy, meditation, and even a 12-step program for people with questionable life choices.
The only thing that's keeping us going is the knowledge that someone, somewhere, has to have a decent haircut.
Perhaps you can help? Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) is ready to receive your guidance.
Send us your haircare tips and we might, just might, make it out of this alive.
Or, if all else fails, read about our failed attempts.
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