Welcome to Lost Cause, the organization dedicated to finding things we'll never find, and solving problems we'll never solve.
We're a group of highly trained, highly paid professionals who are completely and utterly useless at their job.
We spend our days searching for things that are clearly not there, and solving problems that are clearly not problems.
We value confusion, frustration, and existential dread.
We believe that the only way to truly understand something is to not understand it at all.
Our goal is to lose the plot, and find the plot that was never there in the first place.
We aim to confuse, to frustrate, and to drive our clients mad with our incompetence.
We're not really sure what else to say, so we'll just leave it here. Learn more about our history, or Meet the team that's ruining lives.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try spoiler-alert to see if we can actually do anything right.
Or not.