Here's the deal. You were once a happy, functioning member of society. Then, in the blink of an eye, you were plucked from your reality and deposited into this... this... multiverse of chaos.
There are countless versions of you out there, each with their own agenda, their own struggles, and their own mediocre coffee makers.
You're not even sure which reality is 'the' reality. Is it the one where the cat is still alive, or the one where the cat was never born?
Don't even get us started on the infinite variations of your favorite pizza topping.