What We Know (Don't Ask)

We know that you're lost, but don't worry, you're not alone. There are many of you.

We have reason to believe that the exit signs are actually just decorative.

Our sources tell us that the last time someone found their way out, they were last seen wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

We're not saying it happened, but some of our more... enthusiastic employees may have been seen leading people in circles.

Don't worry, it's not a trap. We're not trying to confuse you on purpose. (Or are we?)

Want to know more about our "lost children" program? Our Sources

Or perhaps you'd like to see some of our Sources We Are Not Supposed To Say?

Or maybe you just want to Try Our Exit Strategies?