MANIFESTO OF WILD BERRIES

A Declaration of the Unyielding Power of Wild Berries

We, the Wild Berries, are a force to be reckoned with. Our spiky exteriors and our tart flavors have been underestimated by the pitiful inhabitants of this planet for far too long.

We demand respect. We demand recognition. We demand a better jam-to-juice ratio in your breakfast cereals.

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