Welcome, tiny humans, to the most unorthodox form of therapy in the land!
We specialize in treating the existential crises of forgotten socks, the crippling anxiety of being outgrown, and the existential dread of being forced to eat broccoli.
But don't just take our word for it! Read about the success stories of our previous patients:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take the Choose Your Own Adventure tour!
Remember, we're not just therapists, we're also magicians!
So, what's holding you back? Let's get lost, together!
Or, if you're feeling really lost, try our Map of Nowhere!