The Great Rabbit Uprising of 1491: In a fit of rage, the Aztecs built a 100-story rabbit statue in the middle of their capital city. It was a symbol of their power and wealth, but it also attracted a giant, giant, giant rabbit that terrorized the city for weeks.
The Great Flood of 1420: A massive storm flooded the Aztec capital, destroying 75% of the city. The Aztecs responded by building a giant wall to protect the remaining 25%.