Riding the Fish

As we journey deeper into the abyss, we find ourselves on the back of a giant fish with scales as black as coal and eyes that glow like lanterns in the dark. The fish, whose name is Finley, is not just a mode of transportation, but also a confidant, a therapist, and a judge.

• Finley's therapy sessions are the most popular attraction on the ocean floor.
• The fish's courtroom is a real thing, and it's where we'll be deciding the fate of the lost souls.
• Finley's favorite snack is anchovies.

But don't be alarmed, dear traveler! Finley is a good fish. He's been known to give the best rides in the deep sea, and he's got a heart of gold (or at least, that's what he says).