Welcome to the world's most confusing, yet somehow tolerable desert landscape. You've been here for 37 days, 14 hours, and 22 minutes. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. The endless dunes stretch out before you, a seemingly endless sea of sand and sunburn. But don't worry, we have just what you need to survive:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Don't worry if you get lost, we'll find you. Or maybe not. We're not really sure.
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