It's not just a lack of signal, it's a metaphorical abyss. You're lost, alone, and surrounded by an endless expanse of nothingness.
Check your sentence structure to see if you're still making sense
Measure the strength of your despair (or signal)
Don't bother trying to find your way out, you'll just end up back here. Like a recursive loop of hopelessness.
But hey, at least you're not alone! There are other lost souls wandering the Void with you!
Visit our Lost and Found to see if anyone has turned up any useful items, like a functioning Wi-Fi router or a working pair of pants.
Echoing through the Void: "Help... is... coming..."