When you're stuck on a bus with a group of strangers who seem to be in a hasty meeting with a mysterious figure, just remember: you're not lost, you're just on an adventure.
Or maybe you're just late for a very important appointment with a very important person who's getting very impatient.
Either way, take deep breaths, and try not to think about the impending doom that is the bus driver's impending arrival at the next stop.
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