When in a foreign land, it's easy to get lost in the labyrinthine streets of a new city. But fear not, traveler! A little bit of creative thinking can get you out of even the most bewildering of situations. Simply pretend you're a local.
Stare at a map, pretend you're familiar with every street and alleyway. Make confident, assertive gestures with your arms, as if you're pointing out the obvious. Say things like "oh, yes, I know this place" when asked for directions. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
But don't stop there! Take it a step further and start giving your own directions. "Ah, you want to go to the famous 'Bread and Butter Cafe'? Take a left at the 'Tortured Artist's Corner', then a right at the 'Famous Fountain of Dreams', and you'll find it just past the 'Garden of Lost Souls'." The locals will be amazed by your knowledge, and your touristy friends will be green with envy.
And if all else fails, just pretend you're a local who's lost, like you. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm just a little turned around. I could've sworn I knew this place, but now I'm not so sure..." The locals will commiserate with you, and before you know it, you'll be sipping coffee at the 'Bread and Butter Cafe' like a true local.