Linguistic Larceny - Where Language Goes to Get Stolen

Lost in Translation

Welcome to Linguistic Larceny, where words go to get swiped, stolen, and sold on the black market.

Our expert team of linguistic thieves will help you 'acquire' the perfect phrase, idiom, or word to make your message stand out.

Our Services

We offer:

• Phonetic Piracy: Get the perfect sound-alike word to confuse your friends and family.
• Syntax Smuggling: Steal the most efficient sentence structure to make your writing go down like a dream.
• Tongue-in-Cheek Translation: Our team will translate your words into the perfect insult.

Subpages

Explore our subpages for more information:

• Mistranslation Madness
• Lexicon Larceny
• Linguistic Larceny Shop

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

• Linguistic Larceny Black Market