Lost in Space: The Ultimate Guide

Welcome to Lost in Space, where the rules of physics are mere suggestions. We're glad you're here, but sorry you're lost.

What Happens in Space?

When you're lost in space, the most likely thing to happen is that you'll float away. It's like that one friend who always seems to float away in conversations. Don't worry, it's not a bad thing. You'll just end up in a different galaxy or something.

Other things might happen, like:

• Your spaceship will break down and you'll have to fix it using only a wrench and your wits.
• You'll get stuck in a time loop and have to watch reruns of "Space: The Final Frontier" for eternity.
• You'll encounter a giant space slug that will eat you whole.

But don't worry, it's all in the manual.

Why Can't I Find My Way Back to Earth?

Well, it's not like we didn't warn you. We're pretty sure the instructions said something about "not getting lost" in space. Must be a misprint.

Try using your GPS. It's like, totally reliable. Just make sure to update it to Galactic Mode first.

Or just ask for directions. The nearest star will be able to point you in the right direction. Just don't ask the moon, it's a bit of a diva.