Babel Fish 101: prophets, pitfalls, and poorly translated pants

Learn to communicate across languages and cultures with our expert instructors, but be warned: the fish are not what they seem.

Subpages:

• Idiomatic Idiots: The Art of Misunderstanding
• Translation Torture Device: Because Google Translate Just Won't Do
• Parody Paradox Parlor: Where Language Goes to Die

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Rogue Language Lab, where we'll translate your deepest fears and desires into gibberish.

Don't say we didn't warn you...