Case File: 001
It's a real thing. People are just leaving their keys everywhere. In their cars, in their pockets, on their countertops.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated investigators have been tasked with finding these errant keys and reuniting them with their owners.
We've received reports of keys hidden in the fridge, keys lodged in couch cushions, and even keys buried in the garden.
But the big question remains: who is behind all this key-loss?
Key Witness Statements:
- Sarah Jenkins, Local Business Owner
- John Doe, Retired Accountant
- Jane Smith, Freelance Graphic Designer
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing case.