You've lost your keys, and now you're on parole! How will you survive in this bleak world without them?
Maybe try bribing your parole officer with a nice dinner at The Restaurant of Shame?
Or, if that doesn't work, you could always attempt to break into the local hardware store and acquire a new set of locks.
But be warned: the authorities are on to you, and Parole Ops is hot on your tail.
Stay one step ahead of the law, or risk being fined to the max!
Good luck, and remember: a good parole officer is a bad parole officer.
Or is it?