Arthys Timeline: The Golden Age of Socks

3001 BC - The first recorded instance of a sock being lost, leading to the invention of the first sock drawer.

1200 AD - Socks become a status symbol, with royalty and nobility wearing them as a sign of wealth and power.

1800 AD - Sock puppets become a popular form of entertainment, with the likes of Mr. Noodle and Sock Puppet on the airwaves.

1985 AD - The invention of the velcro sock revolutionizes the industry, making it easier than ever to put on and take off your socks.

2001 AD - Socks become a fashion trend, with designers like Socks Are Fashion pushing the boundaries of what is considered stylish.

3000 AD - The last remnants of humanity are reduced to living in a post-apocalyptic world where the only thing that remains are the socks of the past.

4000 BC - The great sock famine of 4000 BC, where the gods themselves wept at the sight of so many missing socks.

2000 AD - The rise of the sock robot, a machine capable of putting on and taking off your socks for you, but not actually making them.