Lost Passwords River FAQ
Q: What happens when I forget my password?
Well, you'll be swept away by the Lost Passwords River, where the currents of despair and desperation will carry you to the shores of Reset, where you'll be forced to recreate your account, losing all your precious progress.
Or, you know, just click the "Reset Password" button. We hear it's a thing.
Q: How do I avoid getting lost in the first place?
Avoid eye-catching advertisements that promise "Easy Password Recovery" and "Guaranteed Success". Those are just lures for the Lost Passwords River.
Q: Can I just use a Password Manager?
Ha! You think you're so smart, don't you? Yeah, go ahead and use a Password Manager. But be warned: they're like trying to navigate the river with a leaky boat and a compass made of spaghetti.
Just don't say we didn't warn you.