Where passwords go to die.
Our tech is so bad, it's good.
Overly Complex Password ManagementDon't ask us how it works, we're still figuring it out.
We're not sure how it started, but it's been a while.
Read about our mysterious originsWe've been stuck here for years, and it's been a blast.
Don't look at us, we're just trying to remember our own passwords.
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