Overcooked Spaghetti: The Baffling Concoction

Warning: This recipe has been known to cause existential dread and marital strife. Proceed with caution.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup spaghetti
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• 1/4 cup chopped parsley
• 1/4 cup crushed up your hopes and dreams
• 1/4 cup crushed up your significant other's patience

Instructions:

1. Boil water in a pot until it's a deep, rich brown.
2. Add olive oil and parsley, stirring until the mixture resembles a toxic waste dump.
3. Throw in your hopes and dreams and your significant other's patience. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 7 times.
4. Remove from heat and serve. Or don't. We're not really sure.

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