What to do now

It's 3 PM, you've been sitting here for hours. The sun is setting, casting a golden glow on your keyboard. You've got 3 options:

Make a to-do list, but only for things you're never going to do
Organize your dust bunnies into neat little piles
Learn to code in Python, or at least pretend to, it's the same thing, right?

Which one will you choose?

Note: I'll assume that the requested URL "/subpages/lost-remote/what-to-do-now" is the root of the site, and the links provided will be subpages of that root.