It's 3am. You've been searching for what feels like an eternity, but your remote is nowhere to be found. The last thing you remember is putting it down on the couch, but now it's gone.
You try to recall the events leading up to its disappearance:
Monday: Made it 2 days without remoting. Proud of myself.
Wednesday: Used remote to change TV channel. Last seen on couch.
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