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Lost Sock Protocol: A Guide

Step 1: Sock Identification

Upon discovery, immediately inspect the sock for any visible tears or stains. If none are found, proceed to Step 2.

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Step 2: Sock Pairing Protocols

Once identified as a lost sock, pair it with its matching counterpart, if possible. Otherwise, consider it a singleton and proceed to Step 3.

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Step 3: Sock Disposition

Singletons may be donated, repurposed, or, in extreme cases, subjected to ritual sacrifice. Your call.

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