Every time you do laundry, you're not just washing clothes, you're fighting an uphill battle against the Sock Overlords.
They're a secret society, hiding in the depths of your sock drawer, manipulating the world one missing mate at a time.
But don't worry, we've got evidence: The Sock Drawer of Doom and The Sock Puppet Theory.
Join the resistance, fight back against the Sock Overlords, and demand to know: What Really Happened to My Socks?
Or do you just really hate matching socks?