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Regulation 56789: The Sock Apocalypse Has Begun

Lost Socks Survival Guides are now a thing of the past. In a world where socks have vanished at an alarming rate, the government has stepped in to establish a comprehensive set of rules to combat this crisis.

As of today, all citizens are required to:

Wear mismatched socks at all times
Use Sock-O-Meter to track sock usage
Participate in Sock-Search Parties every weekend

Learn how to identify the culprit behind the missing socks or Apply for Sock Replacement Agent

Sock Hysteria Support Group